Both. We built a real product out of a joke. Your startup is really dead, and now it gets a real grave. $5 real dollars.
Why should I bury my startup?
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Because failure deserves recognition, not shame. Sharing your story helps you process it, helps others learn from it, and turns a painful chapter into something legendary.
Can I delete my grave later?
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Graves are permanent. Like failure. But unlike failure, this one comes with a shareable URL and bragging rights.
Who can see my grave?
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Everyone on the internet. That's the whole point. Failure in the open is braver than success in the shadows.
Why $5?
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It's less than the cost of your last failed Facebook ad. One payment, permanent grave. No subscriptions — your startup already died from those.
Can I update my epitaph?
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Not yet. Epitaphs are meant to be carved in stone. Choose your words wisely. Make them count.
What if my startup isn't dead yet?
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Come back when it is. We'll be here. 90% of startups fail — so statistically, see you soon.
Do you take this seriously?
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We take failure seriously. We just don't take ourselves seriously. There's a difference.